Hey, Groovy,
Yep, one of the first things I did when I was trying to find if I was just being a baby or if I was dealing with something substantial was to short the drivers. That changed some things, but did not make the entire effect null.
Back when I ran a sound reinforcement business ('79 to '98), one of the things I always did was to short the heavy cone drivers for travel. At first I used electrical twist lock connectors for my big bass bins and just had a male end on a chain screwed to each bin. Once the signal cable is disconnected I just plugged in the shorting adapter for movement and travel time.
I eventually found a DIN connector that could be set up to do the same thing internally. So I switched to those for all the big bins and that was great, although kind of spendy for the convenience.
Then about a month after I dropped big bucks to fit out 64 large dual fifteen folded horn bass bins and over 150 smaller midbass horns with the fancy DIN connectors, Neutrix came out with the about the same thing at one fourth the price. Face/palm
Anyway, shorting is also a test procedure I use often.

The Milty Zero Stat is one of the first items I tried for fighting static when they first came out, after trying grounded metal plates and such.
They work fairly well. About a year ago, I was thinking that my old Zero Stat from about 1980 may have lost some of its mojo so I bought a new one. It's about the same. They both work fine, just not all the way through an entire LP sometimes.
There is one almost free thing I also do which I have mentioned here before with no one responding or even trying it I presume.
I make up a spritzer bottle of "Downy" anti static fabric softener and spritz the floor and all around my listening area and path to my gear, then the back of things. I don't sprtiz the gear, just the surrounding floor and fabric areas. This actually drops it down enough to where the Zero Stat effect now lasts through an entire LP side without static apearing again.
It actually helps quite a bit.
Looking at Sean's comment, here in Indiana we run the furnaces about half the year here as well and the super dry air this creates is also super staticky. This time of year the Downy works as well as anything else I have tried. Adding the Zero Stat, I am much less bothered!
Still troubling. I can leave the room with my turntable running, the arm lifted, then when I return from another untreated part of the house to approach the table, you can hear my approach in the way the static responds.
TRUE!

Those air ionizers you guys suggested look amazing and if they help some, that is one more step in the right direction.
I just ordered the Feita version, but it says it usually ships in one to two months. Bummer.
Anyway, I'll have one eventually to try out.
Thanks to both you guys for the heads up!!