I may as well finish the rest of the story...
As you can see from the photos farther up the page, the stained glass was well... righteous. Imported it was... and by the 1960's I would say nearly priceless. There was one window that had to be repaired and it has always stood out like a sore thumb. I used to sit in church and wonder why someone would think it acceptable to repair such a work of art with clear glass. It was sad. I never did know what happened to it, I just assumed someone threw a brick through it.
I was around 9 years old. Discovering my mechanical side I had just finished taking my moms toaster apart and putting it back together again... which I don't mind saying was unbelievably hard. Nevertheless I succeeded and got great confidence from it. So as you can imagine the day I picked the lock under the organ pipes in the choir loft, and discovered the hidden room with all the "real" pipes in it, I was a prime candidate to become an organ repair man.
One of the things that always bothered me when I would play the organ is that I could never get the last set of foot keys to do anything. You could stand on them all day long, and silence. Obviously this wasn't right... even a 9 year old knows this.
So when I went into the room and found some of the large wood pipes were unhooked, and now being a highly qualified organ repair man having just fixed my moms toaster that I broke when taking it apart...

I quickly took the
unhooked leather hoses with the brass fittings and re-attached them to the three largest wooden pipes. Below is a picture to give you an idea of the size of these pipes...

These were driven by a pair of large canvas billows that were operated with an electric motor. It was about 4:30 P.M. on a school day when I congratulated myself for being so brilliant cause I just knew this would fix those broken organ foot keys.
I ran back out into the sanctuary to test my handiwork. I climbed up on the organ and turned it on. I could hear the billows breathing even louder than in the past since I left the hidden pipe room door open. My heart started pounding and finally I stepped on the 3 up to now, silent foot keys.
I received enlightenment at that very moment
as a bass note from hell swelled into my reality... I'll never forget it. The entire building seemed to shake. I was a hero!
It didn't last long however. Within what seemed like mere seconds, my dad came running into the sanctuary from the side door closest to the house and slid along the polished oak floors in his socks and underwear trying to make the corner similar to the way my cats slide around on the hardwood floors in our house. He was headed over to the organ where his target sat in horror.
I got the belt for that one and my only satisfaction was that they had to call an organ company to come out and unhook the pipes... which I naturally assumed was because I did such a good job putting them back together.
So, I learned about
not asking and
what real bass was all in one day. I say real bass because to this day most subwoofers sound like a rowboat compared to the titanic. Apparently, the organ's bass itself was responsible for breaking the priceless stained glass window I stared at every Sunday and well, you just gotta love it.
Between all the secrets rooms in that church, the bell tower, and my best friend's playground who's dad ran the largest mansion in town... the funeral home, lets just say I had an interesting childhood. I enjoy looking back on it and I especially miss the sound in that church.