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Blowmeum here for sale
06/21/18 at 23:15:47

I have scored 1000 grams of Blowmeum.
Use this on any connection you have, electrical outlets, IC’s, cell phone, anything.
Everything will sound better, taste better, and you will be even more handsome to whom ever you want to impress.
As this is a colorless gas with no discernible smell or mass, I will ship it in a zip lock bag to you.
You have to be very careful in handling it. The gas is very slippery and can disappear easily. So you should order 10 times more than you think you should need.
Selling by the gram, I’m taking a big loss on this because you are all so good to me.
$124.99 a gram, plus shipping and handling.
Call 867-5309 and ask for Jenny!

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pursuitofnow Seasoned Member Posts: 466	Re: Blowmeum here for sale Reply #1 - 06/22/18 at 02:29:49
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mark58 Seasoned Member Posts: 5647	Re: Blowmeum here for sale Reply #2 - 06/22/18 at 17:44:10 I knew if anyone could take advantage of the Blowmeum market, it would be Donnie
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Lonely Raven Seasoned Member Jack of all Trades, Master of None Posts: 3567	Re: Blowmeum here for sale Reply #3 - 06/22/18 at 18:45:42 I'm slightly skeptical that this might be another audiophool snake oil...but I'm not sure. Jeff, buy some and tell me how it is for you, and if you like it, I'll buy some too! :)
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JOMAN Seasoned Member Posts: 785	Re: Blowmeum here for sale Reply #4 - 06/22/18 at 19:14:25 Be very cautious with Blowmeum!!! Little known fact... it’s the Brand name for Crack. (Not talking about as “crack” applies to plumbers, either)
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Dana Seasoned Member Posts: 720	Re: Blowmeum here for sale Reply #5 - 06/22/18 at 19:45:04 I have Bitemeum for only 149.99 a half gram but is comes in an environmentally friendly paper bag and it does have to be broken in. You have to call Rikki but I lost her number.
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Jeff of Arabica Seasoned Member Posts: 974	Re: Blowmeum here for sale Reply #6 - 06/22/18 at 20:29:13 Quote: Jeff, buy some and tell me how it is for you, and if you like it, I'll buy some too! :) Hmmmm...... somehow I have pigeonholed myself into being the Decware “Stunt Pilot” or “Crash Test Dummy”. Ha!
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Donnie Seasoned Member Why does it hurt when I pee? Posts: 2342	Re: Blowmeum here for sale Reply #7 - 06/22/18 at 21:45:22 Friday sale! Price is now $184.99. But free shipping and handling!!!! Call 634-5789, ask for Wilson.
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Delta 77 Senior Member Posts: 57	Re: Blowmeum here for sale Reply #8 - 06/22/18 at 22:27:10 Hmmmm...... somehow I have pigeonholed myself into being the Decware “Stunt Pilot” or “Crash Test Dummy”. this made me bust up.!!
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Steve Deckert

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Re: Blowmeum here for sale
Reply #9 - 06/22/18 at 23:30:40

Today I suffered from a tormentuos midrange and traced the cause to a fuse. I had meant to install a fuse with a blowmeum coating and after close inspection discovered it was coated with ignoranium instead. I swapped fuses and now I have a totally erectionatious midrange. Thank God I got it right the first time... I hate it when I put the fuse in backwards.

Steve

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JOMAN Seasoned Member Posts: 785	Re: Blowmeum here for sale Reply #10 - 06/23/18 at 00:29:50 Did you snort it before you installed it??? Could explain a lot.
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Dana Seasoned Member Posts: 720	Re: Blowmeum here for sale Reply #11 - 06/23/18 at 08:44:14 Donnie, Is that one of those midnight sales? For a limited Time, Bitemeum will be available for the exclusive price of a quarter of a gram for only 1999. Alway environmentally forward. Call Morris 777-9311 he'll be there all Day
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ginny Senior Member Posts: 63	Re: Blowmeum here for sale Reply #12 - 06/25/18 at 14:50:14 He said blowmeum.... These names should not be wasted, should be auditioned by big pharma.
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Lonely Raven Seasoned Member Jack of all Trades, Master of None Posts: 3567	Re: Blowmeum here for sale Reply #14 - 06/29/18 at 17:24:59 Quote: Hmmmm...... somehow I have pigeonholed myself into being the Decware “Stunt Pilot” or “Crash Test Dummy”. Ha! Better you than me brother. I put in my time, now it's your turn. :)
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Donnie Seasoned Member Why does it hurt when I pee? Posts: 2342	Re: Blowmeum here for sale Reply #15 - 06/29/18 at 21:32:50 If Jeff is the “crash test dummy” that makes me the village idiot! I will wear the dunce cap proudly!
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Vooraphile Verified Member Posts: 44	Re: Blowmeum here for sale Reply #16 - 07/01/18 at 00:23:29 I'm sorry.. May I ask what is blowmeum?
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Lon Seasoned Member "Love without guts is worthless!" Philip K. Dick Posts: 25775	Re: Blowmeum here for sale Reply #17 - 07/01/18 at 00:49:13 A made up fantasy compound . . . designed by a bloviator.
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Donnie

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Re: Blowmeum here for sale
Reply #18 - 07/01/18 at 01:32:59

Vooraphile,
Blowmeum is exactly what you need. It is a solid gaseous substance that helps you rid your stereo of the evil demons that plague it. It works by using boundary layer nano trunions of a graphine based semi visicus rising capacitance radial gamma ion conduit.
If you use ohms law 7*/9y¥§ it is obvious as the nose on your face that this product is exactly what you need.
We have a new slogan “Give me Blowmeum or you might as well be listening to a jack in the box” . Catchy huh?
I’ll make you a deal, 2.5 grams for the price of 4. Tonight only!

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Vooraphile Verified Member Posts: 44	Re: Blowmeum here for sale Reply #19 - 07/01/18 at 13:00:43 Oh.. I'm suppose to inhale them for fantasy..?
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JOMAN Seasoned Member Posts: 785	Re: Blowmeum here for sale Reply #20 - 07/01/18 at 15:34:48 No, you inhale for euphoria. For fantasy you sprinkle it over your components starting with the Breaker box working your way to the speakers. You’ll need more than 2.5 grams though, so if Donnie decides to extend his offer... go for it!
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Vooraphile Verified Member Posts: 44	Re: Blowmeum here for sale Reply #21 - 07/01/18 at 15:58:14 Interesting.. Curious.. But I'm sure it may have issue explaining to my local custom.. Unless it comes with proper TDS and is not hazardous in any way..., I could consider this..
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JOMAN Seasoned Member Posts: 785	Re: Blowmeum here for sale Reply #22 - 07/01/18 at 16:24:19 No worries! Just ask Donnie for the “Retail Pack”. Baby Powder in the blue bottle white text.
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Donnie

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Re: Blowmeum here for sale
Reply #23 - 07/01/18 at 16:53:10

I recommend starting at the power source, your local powerplant! I went to our local nuke and started sprinkling it around but the armed guards seemed to get upset. They popped off quite a few rounds of 5.56 at me when I vaulted over the fence. But the improvements were worth the trouble!
As far as transporting it from place to place, no big worries. Just a small baggie of a gas and powder, nothing that would alarm anyone.
Worth every cent I charge for it
$499 per .250 gram
Call 392-7704 and ask for T Waits.

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Dana Seasoned Member Posts: 720	Re: Blowmeum here for sale Reply #24 - 07/02/18 at 07:40:10 Donnie shot the moon with that one. I've got a really good deal on Bitemenum going on but Jim wrote the number on a old matchbook and because of Blowmeum it faded. Bitemeum is not fantasy it's hokum
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kespen Verified Member Posts: 26	Re: Blowmeum here for sale Reply #25 - 07/08/18 at 21:27:18 Is there a bulk discount if I buy by the kilogram? ;D
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