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Message started by 4krow on 03/02/14 at 20:53:03

Title: GROUCHO MARX
Post by 4krow on 03/02/14 at 20:53:03

"I went to the Dr. and he told me I was sick. I said I wanted another opinion, and he said, Your ugly too."

Title: Re: GROUCHO MARX
Post by Lon on 03/02/14 at 21:32:04

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas, how he got in my pajamas I'll never know.

Groucho Marx

Title: Re: GROUCHO MARX
Post by stone_of_tone on 03/02/14 at 21:46:09

"I Don’t Want to Belong to Any Club That Will Accept Me as a Member"

GM

Title: Re: GROUCHO MARX
Post by Rivieraranch on 03/02/14 at 21:49:14

Marriage is a wonderful institution; but who wants to live in an institution?

Title: Re:WC FIELDS
Post by 4krow on 03/02/14 at 22:33:46

I spent most of my money on gambling booze and women. The rest I just pilfered away.

Title: Re: GROUCHO MARX
Post by JD on 03/02/14 at 22:42:40

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

Title: Re: GROUCHO MARX
Post by marky on 03/02/14 at 23:01:58

........but there is no sanity clause
- chico

Title: Re: GROUCHO MARX
Post by 4krow on 03/03/14 at 07:04:19

The doctor says that I have a 70% chance of dying, but there is only a 10% chance of that.

Title: Re: GROUCHO MARX
Post by Lon on 03/05/14 at 00:51:47

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.