I've decided to give everyone a great chance to take advantage of my great many years of research into the sonic arts.
I have finally discovered the only true way to improve the sound of any stereo system. Anything from a lowly Bluetooth speaker all the way up to mighty megabuck systems.
My study's have found that if you use Austempered low carbon 1018 molecular steel and put them into a Pearlitic state and then use a process that manipulates the crystalline substrate into a cylindrical form. Then by an external mechanical force the cylindrical form is die forged into a complex quasi polyrhythmic state.
I am willing to share these with you, my friends, for just the cost of materials and a small processing fee.
Regularly these go for $224.00 USD, but just today, and only for you, my friends, $124.24 USD, just barely above my cost.
When you receive your device, take time to admire it's elegant design, it's smooth finish, it's subtle perfection.
After admiring it, take it to your Audiophile friends and show it to them while basking in their admiration. Who has the biggest "unit" now? Well obviously you do!
So now you ask me where do you put this miracle piece of bliss in your equipment chain?
Well, you take 2 pieces of paper and insert them between the die forged curved pieces so that the papers are held together.
For best results I have found that putting a white sheet and a blue sheet together sound best.
Red paper will warm up recordings and blue will cool them down. For truly extreme problems place a black piece of paper with a white sheet, while 2 pieces of black will totally stop the process.
You then place the completed unit somewhere on the floor where it won't get stepped on or peed on by your housepets.
Now listen, have you ever heard anything sound better? Of course not, it is now exponentially better.
Anyway, contact me for how to get this miracle product.
Cash only, no checks or cards accepted.
By the way, these can be Cryo treated for an additional upcharge fo $66.12 USD, the results are sublime.
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