A couple of times a month I participate in a hobby / recreational activity that has its share of fatalities.
Knowing that one day the math might catch up with me and I might not get thru it intact, I've taken it upon myself to get all of my legal and paperwork affairs in order so that Happy Girl is not unnecessarily burdened.
HG likes good-sounding music but is not as picky as I am about the equipment involved, so I was showing her this forum and and explaining this is where she needs to come in order to monetize the assets by selling my Torii Jr., Zbit, Zrock, etc. to deserving and appreciative buyers. She immediately emphatically blurted out "I love the Torii! I will never sell it!". But I protested, "It's tube gear and at some point you might experience an issue with it and/or eventually it will need to be re-tubed". She said "Then I'll call Steve and he'll walk me thru it".
She then proceeded to crank up the volume on the Reggae - her favorite genre - being played and said "The Torii stays with me".

Sorry guys - I tried.

That's fantastic!